I Used To Be Cool Now I'm Comfortable. Black T‑Shirt

For the over-40 crowd that has officially traded “party all night” for “asleep by 10,” this sarcastic black tee understands the assignment. Soft, lightweight fabric keeps you comfortable from morning coffee to evening doomscrolling, while the relaxed fit makes it easy to wear with jeans, joggers, or the same sweatpants you pretend are “loungewear”. The front text serves pure dry wit—think “I’m Not Old, I’m Chronologically Gifted” or “Low Battery, Please Do Not Disturb”—without screaming for attention. Reinforced construction helps it hold up to real life: washing, drying, and the occasional kid using your shirt as a napkin. It’s a perfect gift idea for birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or anytime you want to give someone a laugh they can wear.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for stable shape and longer wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant text
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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