My Tolerance For Nonsense Exipired At 35. Black T‑Shirt

This black T-shirt is what happens when comfort meets “I’m too old for this” in the best possible way. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s light enough for all-day wear but sturdy enough to survive the endless cycle of work, errands, laundry, and pretending to enjoy small talk. The printed text is sharp, sarcastic, and delightfully low-key—more side-eye than slogan—so it fits everywhere from backyard barbecues to awkward family holidays. Thoughtful construction, from the ribbed collar to the taped shoulders, keeps it looking neat even if your idea of “ironing” is hanging it in the steamy bathroom while you shower. Whether it’s a gag gift, a birthday surprise, or a “treat yourself” moment, it’s perfect for dads, moms, and every over-40 legend whose tolerance is low but sense of humor is still fully intact.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for stable shape and longer wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant text
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean