I Don't Rise & Shine. I Caffeinate & Hope. Black T‑Shirt

This isn’t just a black T-shirt—it’s a wearable shrug for people who have emails, bills, kids, and still somehow manage to laugh about it. The fabric is soft, breathable, and forgiving, which is more than can be said for most adult responsibilities. The short, witty front text gives off “I’m fine, this is fine” energy in the most sarcastic way possible, making it a hit at casual get-togethers, game nights, or grocery store runs where you’re hoping no one talks to you. Structural details like shoulder tape and side seams keep it from twisting and warping in the wash, so it stays looking intentionally slouchy instead of accidentally sloppy. Wrap it up as a gift for your boyfriend, your wife, your favorite parent, or that friend who communicates 90% of their feelings through dry humor.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for stable shape and longer wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant text
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean