I Need A Nap And A Raise. Black T‑Shirt

This black T-shirt is the unofficial dress code for people who can’t be bothered but still somehow look like they have their life together. Cut from soft, breathable cotton, it’s the kind of tee you throw on when you’ve got zero energy but still need to appear “presentable” to kids, coworkers, or the neighbor who always wants to chat. The printed text is short, dry, and deeply relatable to anyone over 40 who’s tired, mildly annoyed, and still very funny—think “World’s Okayest Dad” or “Running On Coffee and Eye Rolls” energy without the cheesy vibe. Reinforced seams and a ribbed collar keep it from stretching into a sad potato sack after a few washes, unlike half the tees already in your drawer. It’s an easy, go-to gift for dads, moms, partners, or that friend who has everything except a shirt that matches their sarcasm.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for stable shape and longer wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant text
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean