I'm At That Age Where My Body Makes Sounds. Black T‑Shirt

For anyone who’s upgraded from loud graphic tees to quiet, devastating sarcasm, this black shirt is the new uniform. The jersey fabric is soft enough to nap in but polished enough to wear out in public without looking like you gave up completely. The front text lives in that sweet spot between “I’m joking” and “But am I?”, speaking directly to the over-40 crowd who has zero interest in impressing strangers but still enjoys a well-placed one-liner. Clean finishing, side seams, and a classic crew neck mean it holds its shape, even if your schedule and sleep patterns definitely don’t. It’s a ready-made gift for dads who love dad jokes, moms with a sharp tongue, or any friend who has perfected the art of rolling their eyes in high definition

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for stable shape and longer wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant text
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean