Remember When Phones Were Attached To Walls. Black T‑Shirt

Soft, slightly smug, and smugly slightly soft, this black tee is for anyone who has officially retired from trying too hard but still insists on looking suspiciously put together. The lightweight jersey fabric drapes casually over the chaos of real life, staying breathable whether you’re juggling work, kids, and group chats or just scrolling from the couch like it’s your full-time job. The front text lands like a sarcastic eyebrow raise instead of a loud slogan, making it office-safe, family-gathering-safe, and “running into people from high school” safe. Side seams, taped shoulders, and quality cotton help it keep its shape, even if your back doesn’t anymore. It works under a blazer, over your favorite jeans, or as the official uniform for people who now choose comfort over impressing strangers, and it makes an easy win as a gift for any dad, mom, or over-40 legend who still appreciates a smart joke more than a fancy logo.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for stable shape and longer wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant text
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean